Someone please defend Visual SourceSafe

Is there anyone out there that uses VSS and likes it?? I recently switched over all my local projects from Vault to Subversion, but it seems like everywhere I go to work VSS is the defacto source control solution, even though it seems to be universally loathed. So I’m wondering if I’m missing something. Let’s assume you’re in a situation where it would impractical or impossible to quickly switch to something better, what do you do to make using VSS more tolerable?